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Joanna Krupa And Denise Richards Make A Great Pair

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:29:48 +0000

It shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that Joanna Krupa and Denise Richards make a great pair. Hell, either one of these chicks and a pile of dog excrement would make a great pair. Here they are over the weekend showing off their puppies. I wish I could tell you that was a euphemism for boobies, but we can all see that it’s not. Joanna did her best to give us a little peek at her cleavage, but you can tell her heart’s just not in it. Boo.

Aubrey O’Day Gets Groped By ‘Fondle Me Elmo

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:22:42 +0000

Here’s busty nobody Aubrey O’Day making milkshakes or some garbage like that, I don’t really know what she’s doing or why, I just like her boobies. Apparently I’m not the only one. Whoever is in the Elmo costume knows what he’s doing, this is a professional pervert right here, nobody can get mad at you if you “accidentally” grab some chicks boobs while dressed as Elmo. It’s the perfect crime. I bet he’s nude under there. Sicko.

Kelly Landry Bikini Pictures

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:17:40 +0000

Some might say that this is too much, I would disagree, I don’t know who this Kelly Landry chick is but I can tell just by looking at her that she’s a very smart woman. Those things have an IQ I would like to sink my teeth into. Here she is on the beach in her bikini doing, well nothing, hanging out in her bikini seems like a full days work if you ask me. I’m sure there are more than a couple of things you’ll find enjoyable about these pictures.

Ashley Greene Pumps It Good

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:11:15 +0000

Ashley Greene must be doing this crap on purpose, she knows that I’ve got a weird fetish for celebrity chicks feeding parking meters, so why else would this be going on. Sadly, if she really knew me she would know that I’m partial to the old school meters and these new modern parking meters just don’t do the trick. Just like the new techno strippers can’t out dance the old “dead inside” strippers. Those chicks go into some sort of trance…. I love it.

Nicole Scherzinger Works It Good!

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:03:58 +0000

I told you that Nicole Scherzinger would be all over the place now that she’s on that Dancing With The Stars garbage. Here she is showing off her killer body in some parking lot the other day. Normally if I’m checking out chicks in parking lots I’m either pretending to working hard at keeping the shopping carts in line or hiding out in my mom’s mini-van with half a dozen ice cream sandwiches. EIther way it’s a hard day’s work.

Lili Bordan Bikini Pictures

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:31:34 +0000

I really don’t know who this Lili Bordan chick is, I could look her up, but I’ve been drinking all afternoon at the st-patty’s day parade and at this point I really don’t give a crap. That being said, I really love a woman in her little bikini playing in the surf, no matter who she is. I know that doesn’t tell you much about this chick, but I’m sure none of you perverts really give a crap anyhow. Enjoy.

Sarah Hyland Swimsuit Pictures

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:10:57 +0000

Earlier today I had pictures of Julie Bowen, the mom from the show Modern Family, in her bathing suit so it would only be fair to have a few shots of her TV daughter doing the same thing. Here’s Sarah Hyland in her sweet tiger print swimsuit looking hot while playing in the surf. I know her character is like fourteen years old, but before everyone starts thinking I’m some sort of prevert, yes prevert is worse than a pervert, I looked it up and she’s nineteen so just drop it. That being said… Call me.

Paris Hilton’s Boobs Have To Be Magical

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:04:21 +0000

It seems that Paris Hilton’s magical boobies are back, and just in time because I’m kinda hungover and not really in the mood for flat Paris Hilton pictures. Here she is giving us a nice little peek at her potential hotness the other night leaving some restaurant. I still think that she should be selling her own line of bras, the posts I’ve written alone about her magical cleavage would be enough advertising. I would just need a small percentage from the sales. Hit me up on Twitter and we’ll discuss.

Julie Bowen Serves Up A Tasty Treat

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:00:36 +0000

Sadly this isn’t the first time I’ve had pictures of Julie Bowen, the mom from the show Modern Family, on the site playing in the ocean in her bikini. Luckily this time she’s at least giving us a good look at her mom boobs. These pictures don’t do her justice, I’ve watched the show and she’s actually kinda hot. Anyhow, I don’t know much about her but she’s somewhat of a celebrity now and she’s in a bathing suit so it’s my job to post pictures of her. She can thank me on Twitter.

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Pictures Sort

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:00:44 +0000

Alright so I’m calling these Elizabeth Hurley pictures because it’s her store or she designed them or something like that so get off my back. Anyhow, here she is fully dressed launching her new line of bikinis the other day. I’m no expert, but if you’re trying to sell bikinis it might be a good idea to put one on. I’m just saying. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the fact that she’s getting touchy feely with a couple of chicks in bikinis and heels, but I would have liked to see her at least make an effort. I’m sure I’m not the only one who feels this way.